Монтэг

fs51Всем привет! Монтэг на связи! Начало новой бурной недели должно быть заряжено позитивом, хорошим настроением и драйвом! Нужно ведь до пятницы дожить?! Нужно! Заряжаемся![stextbox id=»black»]Главное правило прокачки британских пт: «Береги лючки смолоду»[/stextbox]

[stextbox id=»black»] ххх: всем удачи
ууу: пошёл к черту она нам не нужна
ххх: кто сказал?
ууу: XVM (Zefironic)[/stextbox]

[stextbox id=»black»]А вот вам лингвистическое наблюдение. У нас в семье благодаря танкам появилось новое устойчивое выражение означающее, что нет аппетита. Теща звала жену кушать, а жена играла на арте и выцеливая Е-50, выпалила, что поест потом, а сейчас у нее «утюг в кишке». Маман восприняла метафору по-своему и взяла на вооружение. (Naikes)[/stextbox]

[stextbox id=»black»]Как мотивирует команду начинающий командир в командом бою: «Ну ничего, парни, не всегда же побеждать, в этот раз, как и в предыдущие 10 боев, враги были сильнее.»

А так мотивирует опытный командир: «Вы все криворукие олени!!! И побеждаем мы десятый раз подряд только благодаря мне и благодаря тому, что все эти разы враги еще криворучней, чем вы!!!» (KJIAccHbIY_TaHk)[/stextbox]

[stextbox id=»black»]Погиб Олень, невольник лести,
Забыв про дружбу с головой,
С свинцом в гусле и жаждой мести,
Упав рогатой головой,
Не вынес ВБР Оленя,
В позоре рандомных обид,
Упала стата на колени,
И вот Олень лежит — убит!
К чему теперь ругаться в чате?
Зачем во всём винить арту?
Нет оправданья в грубом мате, —
Щади рандомную братву!
Пускай в бою не помогали,
Твой обсуждали скромный дар,
Из рот и взводов злобно гнали,
Не потушить уже пожар!
Мы продолжаем веселиться:
Игрой останется игра,-
В ней полагается тащиться,
Олень — беда не велика! (LuckyAim)[/stextbox]

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